Sometimes, getting a date to prom can be more trouble than it’s worth. Just ask Mike Stone. Stone, an 18-year-old senior at Tartan High School In Oakdale, Minn., asked about a dozen girls to go to prom, but all of them said no. Admitting to being a “little sad and a little mad,” and with his pool of potential school-age dates apparently tapped out, Stone took to Twitter and started asking some celebrities if they’d like to attend the big dance with him. Lo and behold, one of them said yes. “I would love to make that happen for you,” 19-year-old Megan Piper tweeted back. The catch: Piper is a porn star, and while Stone insists he’s never seen Piper in a film, he is familiar with her pictures. “It was a sweet gesture,” Piper said. “It was so cute. I couldn’t say no,” she said. “I don’t plan to show up butt naked or anything. I’m going to wear a pretty prom dress!” Nevertheless, school officials announced that Piper would not be welcome at prom: Her appearance would be, according to officials, “disruptive.” (KSTP-TV)