If you're looking for timely, newsy, daily quotes like these to spice up your lessons and sermons, check out
JPZenger.com. All the following quotes came last week from the site, which updates daily and offers an RSS feed.
"We spent an entire summer getting to know our kids by sitting outside trying to keep our electricity bill down. It was very therapeutic, and we got closer. We also got thinner--all of our diets changed because we were eating a lot of grilled food."
"Young people are turning to social networks first to make decisions about what to buy for back-to-school. If you're not there, you're not reaching them."
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"The only crime I committed was being a black man on a university campus at night."
"It was very therapeutic. It was a chance to laugh at the silly things I used to believe as a child. It helped me admit that it was OK to think the way I think and to not have any religious beliefs."
"What about the parents of every 16-year-old in Beverly Hills who's too thin? Are they going to start arresting parents because their child is too thin?"